me, cowboy, oh my god the fagginess

Nobody has noticed the wank at jmusic_uploads?

In a nutshell: a record label consisting mostly of artists that nobody has/few people have heard of attempt to kick up a fuss over their music being pirated. Instead of doing the sensible thing by recognizing positive publicity and leaving everyone the fuck alone, Japanfiles decided that this would be a more appropriate response. With the exception of  Electric Eel shock and HEAD PHONES PRESIDENT, not many of Japanfiles's bands are well known in the least, yet it appears that a larger fan base is the last thing this angry label wants for it's bands.

Join while the lulz are still fresh, folks!
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How Dare You Mock Me!?!!!!?!!!?!!!!!!!!!!?

ruizu_akura posts to livejournal_uk asking if there are any J-rock fans in the UK (obvious answer: uh... yes) complete with overexcited capslock & excessive exclamation & question marks.

scorchedflower makes a snarky reply, which gets Metaquoted. Opinion is divided on whether or not snarkiness was deserved (while the OP didn't actually say they had a rose-tinted view of Japan, they are giving off 'moronic fangirl' vibes - note multiple smilies in pretty much every comment) but most agree that it's funny.

Then Ruizu comes to the party, bringing a vast amount of butthurt with her. She's so whiny that the mod relents on the usual 'play nice or I freeze the thread' rule & declares open season.

Highlights For The Lazy:
'What? I have to read & obey community rules? What madness is this?'

'You are stupid because you don't use chatspeak!'

'I don't care about this because I have a life. No really! I don't care! Watch me comment to tell you how little I care!'

'I called you "baka" & you responded in actual Japanese! No fair!'

I'm hoping this one is a joke...

Bonus:
'I love Gackt!'

'Gackt sucks!'


EDIT: We have bahleetion! Panic not, for I have the post still open in a tab.

EDIT 2: Caps! Regrettably I didn't have all the comments expanded.
sinful//namie amuro

Racism in my jrock_rant? It's more likely than you think!

vegeta_eyes and tamamushi, who tend to be known as the two ongoing 'trolls' of jrock_rant (by quite a few members it seems) make a post entitled ~*~COSPLAY SWAT~*~ in which most of the content of the post is off topic and only has about one or two entries that actually deal with jrock while the rest is tl;dr commentary where they make fun of fat chicks. Fun fun.

This riles up some members, including 24cylinders, who points out that it is indeed off topic and then goeson to say that the mod should do something about it instead of letting it slide like they always do.

Well, surprise! The mod oh_mango randomly states Why are my modding ways more democratic than your's and I'm chinese? hmm. I'm suposedly a commie but.. it just doesn't make sense. and then goes on to write something in chinese: 我看啊,白人真的看不懂...

My Chinese is a bit rusty but I've been told from a few people that it means along the lines of I see, white people can read (or see) but they can't understand.

... LOLWUT? Bringing up how the post is off topic = the mod assuming the person is even white and practically insulting the whole race? Way to go. Wank isn't high right now but it definitely has the potential to get there. Enjoy. ♥

EDIT: Part 1 of the Fail has joined the party.